Diversifying

My section leader forgetfully left his newspaper behind at my desk a few days ago. I was about to throw it out when I noticed the following headline:

Microsoft Wants To Shave Your Dog

I haven't read the article, because I prefer to let my imagination run wild, starting with a picture of Bill Gates, a pair of clippers and a maniacal grin.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - I think I'll pin this particular nugget to my cubicle wall.
PPS - It should at least spark some conversations.