This week I present Cracked.com's guide to zombie survival tactics that will get you killed, though I think getting in that situation is not exactly a ticket to long life and happiness. Then, as a bonus, a guide to how iconic movie heroes would handle a zombie invasion.
Mokalus of Borg
PS - There seem to be a few odd "survives" predictions in that last list.
PPS - But since we're talking movie heroes and zombies, realism might have already left the building.