Takin' It Easy

As I walked past the neighbours' house this morning, I distinctly heard the resident teenage boy angrily yell the following at his mother:

Mum, I can't help it if I'm lazy!

Yeah, good luck with that one, Junior. As soon as you prove laziness is an unalterable psychological trait rather than a choice, there's a Nobel Prize waiting for you.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - Probably two: literature and psychology.
PPS - Teenage boys say the darnedest things.