Friday 17 February 2006

Shaving robot

It would be convenient for me to have a tiny robot shave me while I sleep. That way I can wake up clean-shaven and also forget about shaving ever again. Flawless. Until it goes nuts and decides to cut an artery and attempt to take over my life. Or sell the whisker clippings for genetic research or cloning.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - I don't like having to shave in the morning.
PPS - Because you have to do it again the next day too.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The worst part about shaving a face (as opposed to legs etc) is the massive numbers of contours, and the inability of your face to provide a constant skin tension. If I could get as close a shave on my chin and adams apple, as I can on my sidies, I would be as happy as a pig in mud!