Spam comments in Japanese

I've started to get a lot of spam comments on this blog in Japanese. They seem to come in bundles of 10 at a time, and are always on the same posts. I guess those are showing up in some keyword search, or else they were picked at random and stored for repeat visits. Either way, it's a pain to get rid of each time, so I'm thinking of disabling comments on just those specific posts.

Just in case you're curious, the Google translation of the text reads:

Internet cafes and the women do not have a place to stay while away from home and women are living with hunger meet all you can drink beverages. This site is a site for women in need with people who want to support women's

Mokalus of Borg

PS - I have no idea what that means.
PPS - And every time I mention spam comments, that post draws more.

Programming the Microsoft Way

Last night I went to the Queensland Microsoft Developer Network User Group meeting. It's a mouthful, but basically it's a bunch of programmer nerds like me hearing Microsoft hype it's upcoming products. The thing that struck me this time (aside from some cool Silverlight demos and user interface testing tools) is that Microsoft seems to have two significant beliefs about programmers:

1. Nobody wants to write code.
2. People are writing their software haphazardly, and we need to make that more pleasant.

Both of these points seem odd to me, since I like writing code and I strive to write it in better ways. If everyone did things the Microsoft way, we'd all forget how to write code at all. That would probably leave Microsoft as the only employer of actual programmers in the world, which I'm sure would not bother them at all.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - I arrived just barely in time to grab the last of the pizza on offer.
PPS - And I had to leave halfway through questions at the end of the session.

DIY PocketMods

I'm interested in the ability to compose foldable, pocket-friendly printouts for reference on the go, also known as "PocketMods". I use one for my next actions list (all too infrequently referred to) which is generated by ThinkingRock, but it has struck me how useful it would be to have things like public transport maps or directions, my calendar and other things printed in pocket-friendly sizes.

There are some tools to do this, but nothing quite flexible enough or multi-platform. The PocketMod website provides a tool for creating these prints from PDFs, and some online tools too, but they're limited. I want to arrange things like this myself, in a graphical way, and that's just not available. The trouble is that 8 pages to a sheet, the most convenient size, makes each little page A7 in size, which is not standard.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - My best option may be four columns, landscape, with a wide top border.
PPS - That's still awkward for the second side, though.

Spiritual eating disorders

I'm pretty sure it's not a new concept to me, but last night I was slightly inspired by the idea of spiritual food vs spiritual exercise. Too much food and not enough exercise makes you obese. I started wondering how far the metaphor stretched in terms of eating disorders. Spiritual anorexia is likely what you see in people who attend church only at Christmas and Easter - hardly feeding at all, and growing dangerously thin as a result. Spiritual bulemia is more like going to church every week, but forgetting everything on Monday. That's as far as I got.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - Perhaps there are spiritual food allergies: certain teachings that make you sick.
PPS - That might be good or bad, depending on the truth of the teaching.

Friday Zombie Blogging - So You Think You Can Dance

The auditions for American So You Think You Can Dance including an eerie zombie routine. These guys move in unusual ways, like they're gliding and their joints are coated with Teflon.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - The video was uploaded some time ago.
PPS - It does still seem to be there, though.

Disappointed by Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Deb and I went to see Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince on Wednesday evening, and I have to say I was a bit disappointed. I believe this is the first of these movies where I've read the book first, but I have a feeling I might have been let down otherwise. The whole thing is slow, dark and quiet, including the climactic ending. The mystery of the Half-Blood Prince is only mentioned in passing, and the battle at the end adds very little to the whole picture. We agree that it would have been redeemed by sticking closer to the ending of the book, where there is a larger-scale battle.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - From an actor's point of view, the performances were adequate.
PPS - Though I think young Tom Riddle fell a little flat.

Degrees outdated before you graduate

At some point I imagine various fields of knowledge will advance so quickly that university degrees will be outdated before the students graduate, for instance, medical knowledge. That means we either require either faster (and therefore less in-depth) degrees, constant study (like a more extreme version of the current case) or some new method of creating doctors.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - New methods for doctor creation may be up to other doctors.
PPS - Or artificial intelligence researchers.

I has a shiny

Yesterday Deb and I went computer shopping and picked up a new Acer computer including a 23-inch widescreen monitor and Logitech Z4 speakers. After five years or so using a home-built machine, a few things were immediately apparent:

1. My old rig sounded like a jet engine compared to this new one.
2. It's astonishing how quickly a bigger monitor starts to feel normal.
3. External speakers are just what I needed all along.
4. The faster processor makes everything generally more pleasant.
5. Too many USB ports is never enough.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - After I plugged in mouse, keyboard, external hard drive and printer, I'd run out of USB on the back.
PPS - The wireless network adaptor needed to go in the front.

Amazon Prime has already lost my business

Amazon has been consistently advertising their Amazon Prime priority shipping deal to me for years now, so I've learned to ignore it. This is primarily because it is valid only within the continental United States, and I'm halfway across the world from there. It's okay for both of us for now - Amazon continues to tell me to sign up, then sorry but I can't, and I continue to ignore the ads. The problem will come if Amazon Prime is ever extended beyond the USA corner of the world to include me. Do you think I will notice the change and start placing orders? Not a chance. By advertising too aggressively too early, Amazon has probably lost my future business.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - This assumes they ever intend to acknowledge the presence of Australia at all.
PPS - To the best of my knowledge, they still don't stock region 4 DVDs.

Houses with service corridors

It would take extra space, but I think it would be handy to build houses with things like cable ladders and service corridors. Imagine being able to install cable TV or a new phone line without cutting any holes in walls or fastening any new wire clips to beams under the house. Imagine being able to hide all your stereo wiring out of sight and go into a narrow corridor to change it around.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - It's the extra space requirement that means few people can really do this.
PPS - The rest of us just need better ways to manage our cabling.

Happy Birthday to Me!

Today is the big three-oh, but I don't feel like an adult yet. Perhaps I never will. I still play games regularly, watch science-fiction DVDs and spend a lot of time on the internet, though I guess that qualifies me more as a geek than an adolescent.

As for today, Deb and I will be having lunch at the local Coffee Club and meeting with some friends tonight for a barbeque, which does sound more grown-up. I had hoped to have a new job before my birthday, but I guess you can't have everything.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - Many of my friends are pitching in to buy me a new computer.
PPS - That alone should be worth the hassle of turning 30.

Friday Zombie Blogging - Plants vs Zombies Purchased

Today being my birthday, Deb purchased the full version of Plants vs Zombies. It's definitely a step above the 1-hour demo, with many more plant and zombie types to pit against one another. Unfortunately, I haven't gotten to play it quite as much as Deb has. ;)

Mokalus of Borg

PS - If you did like the demo, it might be worth buying the full version.
PPS - On the other hand, it is fundamentally more of the same.

Science vs religion in popular entertainment

I'm kind of tired of seeing TV episodes and movies that broadly follow the "enlightened scientist vs the evil, closed-minded, oppressive religious establishment" genre. It just doesn't sit well with me.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - Science vs religion is a false dichotomy anyway.
PPS - Many of the founding fathers of science were devout Christians.

Written sarcasm

I like the use of brackets around an exclamation mark to indicate written sarcasm, such as "Oh, yes, it all makes sense now(!)". I saw it first in Stargate SG-1 subtitles. It does require establishing it as a convention before people recognise it intuitively, but it's well known that written English could use a sarcasm-mark. Whether it's this or something else doesn't bother me. I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - Some people prefer as the marker.
PPS - It takes longer that way, but it is clearer for the uninitiated.

Ink more expensive than printers?

My uncle pointed out the other day that, in some cases at least, it is cheaper to buy another printer than to replace all the ink cartridges. While my cursory research does not show that to be entirely true, it seems to be the case that two ink refills usually out-price the printer. Does that seem right to you?

Mokalus of Borg

PS - It may not be long before printers are free with ink purchases.
PPS - We'll want them to be more disposable at that point, though.

Networking is a dirty word

I've been to a workshop on "networking", which is variously defined as "making and keeping friends" or "schmoozing to increase social status". The workshop took the first definition, and in my opinion did a good job of keeping the whole thing sounding relatively sleaze-less. The trouble is that I still imagine networking pamphlets titled "How To Use Your Friends For Fun And Profit!".

Mokalus of Borg

PS - I may never get over that.
PPS - I do appreciate my support network at this time, though.

Blu-ray ahead in the encryption battle

For now, it seems that the Blu-Ray publishers are winning the battle against disc rippers who just want to enjoy their movies in ways Hollywood has not yet caught up with. The end result seems to be that more people own old HD-DVD gear than Blu-Ray, and that shows no signs of improving. That's the cost of winning the DRM war for publishers: consumers abandon your platform.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - The Sony PSP "won" a similar battle against indie game developers.
PPS - It didn't work out all that well for them in the end.

Friday Zombie Blogging - Augmented Reality Game

Augmented Reality game "ARhrrrr! is played with a device like a touch-screen mobile phone and a printed board. Watch the video to see what it's like. Basically the device simulates tiny table-top zombies on the board map and pretends to be a helicopter from which you fire at them. You can also place Skittles on the board to use as bombs. Amazing.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - M&Ms would probably work too.
PPS - From a certain point of view, I guess this qualifies as a board game.

Random permutation encryption

Years ago I dabbled in writing some cipher programs. Very basic stuff, really, but one came back up in my mind just this morning. The method of encryption was to pseudo-randomly rearrange the letters in a message according to a particular random seed. Without knowing that seed, I supposed, it would be impossible to restore the original message.

The problems were two-fold. First, the random seed I chose to use was the length of the original text, which would be easy to discover and also meant that all messages of the same length would be rearranged in similar ways. The second problem is that all the letters of the original message are right there in plain view, so a common anagram solver could reassemble the message with a little human help.

The solution to the seed problem is to use a shared secret seed between the sender and receiver of the message - one that is not dependent on the length of the text. The second problem can be solved by adding gibberish to the end of the message, which would then be mixed into the rest when it is encrypted. An anagram solver can still find the original message, but it will also (hopefully) find dozens of nonsense messages that are difficult to tell from the real thing.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - There are still problems, of course.
PPS - And if you need something properly encrypted, this is definitely not the way.

Where's the non-evil phone company?

Most mobile phone companies today, I think everyone would agree, are trying to turn as big a profit as possible in a small amount of time. They take back unused pre-paid credit, not because they have to, but because they can. They charge through the nose for mobile data access that is not substantially different from voice calls. What if one company decided not to be evil?

It would take a lot of capital to set up, even for a small trial, so it's not going to happen today or tomorrow, but at some point down the line I want to see it. I want to see a mobile phone company that gives you included data charges just like included call charges, and I want the rate per megabyte to be reasonable, not preposterous. I want to see a company that refuses to steal back pre-paid credit just because it's been sitting there unused.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - It takes longer to build yourself up on principles of good rather than evil.
PPS - But when you get there, you'll be much harder to move.