You know what I would like to see? A dance show that takes the awkward self-choreographed routines of failed auditions and reinterprets them as they must imagine they look. So instead of just playing these cringe-worthy auditions, someone spends the time studying them to figure out what was the intended look, then performs the polished version. Granted, amateur dancer/choreographers won't match up to professionals, so the end result may still be a bit off, but I just want to see what these people think they look like.
Mokalus of Borg
PS - Some of it might come out well.
PPS - But by then it might not look much like the original.