To work in a cloistered order of computer monks sounds nice. It's like someone else taking care of all the mundane bureaucracy of life and leaving me to do the job I love. I'll admit, though, that part of the appeal at the moment is job security.
Mokalus of Borg
PS - I got the idea from Cory Doctorow's story The Things That Make Me Weak and Strange Get Engineered Away.
PPS - Does not like short titles, that boy.