Tuesday, 1 April 2008

Freaky life narration

If you ever want to freak yourself out, imagine your day being narrated by the host of Unsolved Mysteries. If you break your normal routine, it sounds particularly worrisome.

"Instead of taking his usual route home, he decided to get off the bus one stop early walk down some back streets. Several strangers reported seeing him leave the bus, cross the road and head into the alley."

Mokalus of Borg

PS - You should stop when you start inserting "That was the last time anyone saw him alive."
PPS - Because by then you'll probably be panicking.

4 comments:

Erin Marie said...

It's the horror version of "Stranger than Fiction".

I like it.

John said...

Ah, yes. Now why didn't I make that connection?

Erin Marie said...

Because I have secretly been sucking your brain power whilst you weren't looking.

I'm an intelligence vampire (+4).

John said...

But ... Mokalus need brain ... for smart making!