The valve is up-river

I once had a friend tell me that they turn Niagara Falls off at night. The reason I didn't believe her when she said so is this: it's exactly the kind of lie an Australian would tell a tourist, just to mess with them.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - That's pretty much the only reason we talk to tourists.
PPS - Or maybe it's the only reason I talk to tourists.