Superman wears a toupe. You can tell by the way he's started flying with one hand on his head, or that stupid "Krypton Rulz!" baseball cap he's been sporting lately. Come on, Superman, it's time to let go of your fading youth and age with dignity. Besides, a bald Superman could be rather intimidating if he set it off with some tough-guy shades. Also, in the middle of a fight, when someone breaks those cheap sunglasses, he can do like a slow, menacing glare towards the camera, and then kick it up a notch, 'cause now you've made Superman mad.
Mokalus of Borg
PS - It was bound to happen eventually.
PPS - I wonder if he'd start losing his powers as he got older?
1 comment:
I don't know. I think a bald guy in shades will look out of place without a Z3 Roadster.
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