The first rule of Anti-Social Club is...

Our office social club is currently holding a "hot" cross bun morning tea. I went downstairs and buttered two rolls, then came straight back upstairs to my desk. That's the way it works in the Anti-Social Club (membership: me). Here's the rules:

• If you want in, you're out.
• We do not actively participate in social club functions, though we are members.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - There are a few by-laws and so forth to help interpretation of the rules.
PPS - There are bonus points for being particularly ZEN and weird at social club events.