Too lazy to type

Since I found this fully-formed in my Unsent Mail folder, I thought I'd just slap it up here today.

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME: If you need to know, you don't need to ask.
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? No pants. (kidding)
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? A ringing telephone. Now it's a conversation.
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED? Never.
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A bowl of Nutri Grain
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? Blood red
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? It's always a comfy 21 or so in here.
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Kerryn
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Face and waist.
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? I like almost everyone.
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Perky.
12. FAVOURITE DRINK? Any wirewater. Usually Pepsi Max.
13. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? None.
14. FAVOURITE SPORTS? Karate & middle-distance running to do, cricket & tennis to watch. Also the AFL Grand Final, sometimes some Rugby Union. The only Rugby League I ever watch is the State of Origin.
15. HAIR COLOUR? brown
16. EYE COLOUR? blue
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Don't need 'em.
18. SIBLINGS? Younger bro.
20. FAVOURITE FOOD? Chinese.
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? I think it was The Transporter.
22. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? April 1st.
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY? Saturday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Every. Friggin'. Time.
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE? Vegemite's retarded little brother. Nope.
26. SUMMER OR WINTER? Keeps changing. At the moment I'm leaning towards Summer.
27. HUGS OR KISSES? Both, please. With sauce.
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? I'm not fussed.
30. WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Probably nobody. I've only sent it to peeps who sent it to me.
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? All y'all.
32. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? With Dad & bro.
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Dune. Major geek stuff.
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM WENT OFF? Never.
36. DO YOU MISS BIG BROTHER YET? Nah. Had my fix for the year.
37. FAVOURITE SMELLS? Vanilla.
38. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Movies, but only if they have a story.
39. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Salt. You can keep the popcorn.
40. FAVOURITE CRISPS? Corn chips or chicken Twisties.
41. FAVOURITE CAR? Anything sexy.
42. FAVOURITE FLOWER? Rhododendron, just because it's fun to say.
43. How MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 5 on one, 1 on the other.
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE? Three balls or pins. Can't seem to manage four.
45. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Saturday.
46. RED OR WHITE WINE? I'm only guessing, but I'd say white.
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Erm ... thinky thinky ... Oh, we went to the Sit Down Comedy Club.
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? Not really, just a "yes" on my licence.
49. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING? Shower.
50. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED? Dealing with my email.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - Remember that Springtime emotional rollercoaster?
PPS - I went from high to low to high again yesterday. Now I'm dizzy and need to lie down.