Thursday 14 February 2008

Valentine's Day postponed

I have decided that Valentine's Day will be postponed until Saturday, when things are more convenient for me. Please make a note of it. That is all.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - In the meantime, please refrain from all romantic activities and public displays of affection.
PPS - Police have been given authority to confiscate picnic rugs and champagne, just in case.

2 comments:

Erin Marie said...

What about a more *eyeshift* permananent postponement?

John said...

You wish to have a holiday "inhumed"? I'll send for Mr Teatime.