Tuesday 1 February 2005

The Office Knight

I think I have problems. I just received an email advertising free surplus foolscap ring-binders at work. The first thing I thought was that maybe I could get a whole lot of them and make some cool cardboard plate mail armour.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - With my Stapler of Justice.
PPS - Now that's an interesting City of Heroes character idea...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, the cardboard armour built with the stapler of justice!

But beware the knights of stationary doom, and their unpickers of morbid destruction!

I've been reading far too many crap stories of late.

Miv

John said...

I'd knock up something silly (and probably post-apocalyptic) to run with the joke, but I think I'd be insulting fiction as a whole. And you can bet it would involve some zombies, possibly created by a bad batch of print toner. No good could come from a story like that.

Mokalus of Borg