Friday, 30 January 2009

The Periodic Table of Awesoments

A single story involving everything on the Periodic Table of Awesoments would be off-the-charts amazing. Pirates, ninjas, zombies, jedi, tanks, bombs, kung fu, battle axes and bacon, plus Batman, Chuck Norris and William Shatner, to name just a few.

Mokalus of Borg

PS - The name "Awesoments" seems a bit awkward, though.
PPS - I can live with that.

6 comments:

  1. Dude, Chuck Norris has no abreviation. That in itself makes this table priceless.

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  2. Everyone knows Chuck Norris can't be abbreviated. The last guy who tried was roundhouse-kicked into the Sun. ;)

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  3. i for one know that chuck norris wouldnt be happy being associated with a periodic table... chuck norris doesnt believe in it, he knows there is only one element.. .the element of surprise.

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  4. Well observed. I only wish another Chuck Norris fact so relevant had come to my mind.

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  5. So if I were create P2N, would that be the molecular composition for Vikings?

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  6. I'm not sure. I never did get the hang of chemistry, but I think Vikings would have to be some combination of Pirates and Fire. You might just get a pirate on fire, though.

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