You know all those "brain health" games on the Nintendo DS? Well, it turns out it's all a zombie plot to fatten the herd. They want our brains big and juicy, which I can understand. The one thing I don't understand is that zombies pretty much need to be smarter than us to succeed at making games to make us smarter. It's hard to swallow.
Mokalus of Borg
PS - Maybe the zombies are just in favour of the games.
PPS - That would make more sense.
Maybe they got together for a meeting and realised that they needed something to make human brains bigger and then they brought in a consultant (I'm thinking vampire) to think up a way to make it happen.
ReplyDeleteI like to picture them in a big conference room with all the trappings - whiteboard, projector etc. saying 'Braaaains. Bigger braaaains'. And then the vampire appears in a swirl of black cape and hands them his business card for his 'Undead/Human Consultancy' business.
But what can zombies offer to a vampire? They compete for food, and from the vampire's point of view, the zombies just waste it.
ReplyDeleteUmmm...
ReplyDeleteIt's a plot point that gets revealed later on in the story.
Yeah, good one Erin.
Maybe they have a deal where the Vampire gets to feed first, then the Zombies can have the brains, much like a lion/hyena relationship
ReplyDeleteCould be, but how does the vampire guarantee the zombies will cooperate?
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